Recent Game Reviews
METROID: Genesis
Rated 4 / 5 stars September 12, 2005
Some ideas ya should think of
the game it self is great but samus (even if only shown once) seemed a little too rounded and not enough corners and for the shooting: make it so ppl can use their regular mouse or use urs for the flash because its ok on easy because it goes a little slower but what happens with the curser for flash it tends to slow down alot so jsut put in an option for the cursor, and when shots hit no blood at all and what i thought was ya hot health power ups, so why not gun power ups(ice, plasma, wave, phazon) and have each be stronger agianst a spacificc enemie for each beam? and a button for super missles(toggle kinda thing) and a charge shot would be nice too. and if your gona make it so only one spot is vulnerable try something like kraid on the snes version (if ya shoot him in the head his mouth opens(his mouth is the vulnerable spot(this info for non-metroid players) and it would be better if it was a bit longer with more enemies other than that it was pretty good and i would sejest help if you follow my directions. oh and whats with the voices? sounds like a retarted computer said it....
Onigirl's DDR FIXED!
Rated 5 / 5 stars August 20, 2005
dam that goes fast
it pretty tough but i here swear i shal beat the dam thing if its da last thing i do!!!!(a break for a hotpocket dont count as stopin) and other than that its great but that music sounds really familiar........
D.A.F Level 2
Rated 4 / 5 stars August 20, 2005
i always welcome shootin games
it aint bad but i noticed hedshots will only kill and it was rediciously short and if ya wana add a nice twist make the enemies some charicters like covinent or someother game enemies and a storyline is good too but im fine without one. it saves me time so i can skip strait to blastin
Recent Movie Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars August 20, 2005
all god cept 2 parts
ok it was all good n all but then lord of da rings porn came on (men only(atleast i think goloum/smeegol/whoever the fucks a dude...ya neva kno wit somethin dat weird) but other than that its great
Rated 5 / 5 stars August 17, 2005
CHIMPS ROCK!
dude thats a keeper but a little on the short side still good and giving a good score
Rated 2.5 / 5 stars August 17, 2005
ummm........
its not really detailed and it has no sound at all so thats big deduction so in total its kinda shit